The Swearing Festival

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Years ago, in San Francisco, I decided on a social experiment and produced the world's first Swearing Festival. The event sold out immediately, the crowds showed up to swear and people kept it fucking civilized. Having made a bunch of dough from the tickets, a second event was scheduled the following year, this time notable for the rage and hate amongst a section of the audience. Gangs of privileged white college frat boys showed up wearing T-Shirts emblazoned with SWEARING FESTIVAL. Punches were thrown, verbal abuse everywhere, a sick mob mentality took over. When asked, are you doing it again next year? Fuck no! The Swearing Festival experiment was complete.